OKLAHOMA COUNTY, OK – Never let it be said that Oklahoma police are anything less than diligent – they’ll track even the smallest criminal for weeks until they get their man – or in this case, squirrel.
A fugitive squirrel, wanted for two weeks by Oklahoma County deputies, has now been tracked down with a Twitter post and YouTube video celebrating her apprehension.
The rodent had caused hundreds of dollars of damage by chewing the wires of patrol cars, supposedly wasting officers’ time.
‘Your run is officially over!’ said the Oklahoma County sheriff’s Twitter page on Tuesday. ‘"Chewy" you caused nearly $700.00 worth of damages to OCSO vehicles, but you have been pardoned. We will relocate you to better surroundings. Good luck squirrel.’‘I was framed I tell ya! You have the wrong rodent!’ said the @OKCBadSquirrel account after the ‘arrest’, later demanding a ‘court-appointed lawyer’.
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