Her unnamed boyfriend is on probation and was paranoid about the police following them, according to the police report. He decided the best action was to yank the steering wheel and she hit a median with her 1997 gold Buick sedan.
The genius boyfriend then yelled he was afraid he'd go back to jail for drinking and they'd have to leave so they split. She had disrobed to "conceal scent" from the dog's trained snout before running into the woods, while he disappeared in the other direction.
It didn't work. A K-9 dog named "kilo" found her pretty quickly.
Police let her get dressed, but not before asking her about a glass pipe with "marijuana residue" and issuing a field sobriety test. Unsurprisingly, she denied the pot was her pot and failed the test. She was booked for DUI (Driving while Under the Influence, an American term for 'drink-driving), leaving the scene of an accident, possession of drug paraphernalia, and property damage.
It's possible the boyfriend escaped police, although almost certainly not the anger of his girlfriend.
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